Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Wicked, Weird and Wonderful


 
"RUN DOROTHY RUN!"
When I watch The Wizard of Oz, still to this day, I get a little nauseous.  You see one of my earliest memories is hiding behind a chair at my babysitter’s house while the other kids watched the movie.  I could not close my eyes tight enough.  She was coming for me in all her green glory and I couldn’t get the image out of my head.  No matter how tightly I closed my eyes and even with covering my ears, so as not to hear her voice, I still would go home at night and have nightmares.  It’s silly really, all the other kids could sit and laugh at the flying monkeys and sing along with the munchkins, while little Lisa sat cowardly in the corner.  Then it happened, I would get a burst of braveness and squint open one eye, look at the screen and cry.  I would go home and continue on like nothing had happened.  Playing with my Barbies and going about my business.  My Mom would put me to bed, tuck me in tight and I would snuggle up with my stuffed friends, finally fall asleep, only to be awakened by her again.  The green, ohhhhhhh the green and her pointy nose and her jagged teeth and that ball of fire.  I hated her.  She was ruining my life.  As soon as I fell asleep and started to dream about playing outside, sleepovers with my friends or getting a new doll, she would creep into my mind and “Poof” ruin everything. 
    
She's one bad a#$ witch!
It started the same way each night.  I was sitting in the living room of my Grandpa and Grandma  Someone would call me so I would run up those iconic 1960’s stairs, only to find myself inside a small restaurant with a few cozy, red leather booths.  There’s a bar but it’s unattended so I sit down in the booth. I can hear my family’s laughter and see rays of light streaming in from the living room below.  Suddenly that familiar puff of smoke and crimson flame appears in front of the bar and she would be peering her beady eyes out at me.  Her broom reaches out like it’s going to touch me and I scream!  My stomach starts churning, even in the dream, my legs cannot carry me back down those stairs fast enough.  When I would finally wake up out of the nightmare, I would be at the side of my Mother’s bed, sobbing. 
Lento’s house, only it wasn’t their house, it was The Brady Bunch House.

Just a dream... perhaps?  But then why did I continue to have that dream till I was a senior in high school? Not only would I have the exact same dream, over and over and over and over again for years, but I could almost feel her breathing on the back of my neck. For some kids it’s the boogie man or the monsters under the bed, but for me it was the fear of the Wicked Witch of the West, grabbing my arm and whisking me up into the sky by broom. 
 

Best musical EVER!!!
As I matured into adulthood, the nightmare faded away.  Even so, I had a hard time watching the movie. Even when the previews flashed across the screen showing that it would be played on a cable channel around Thanksgiving, I felt a little sick.  Knowing that I had this phobia, a friend told me to read the book “Wicked”, the evil witch’s version of what happened in Oz.  So I borrowed the book and quickly became obsessed.  Such a classic story told from the villains viewpoint was absolutely enchanting to me.  This modern day version was darker and much more poignant.  As I would flip through the pages and read about how the Wicked Witch had been born with emerald hued skin, razor sharp nails and jagged teeth, which led to her ostracism from birth, I began to feel less afraid of the character and instead felt for her.  I grew sympathetic to her cause as a misfit while I continued to read.

She's really not so scary!
     Yes, I know that the Wicked Witch or Elphaba, is a fictional character. I know she isn’t real and I  Margaret Hamilton, in the 1939 original. Margaret Hamilton who was actually a young Kindergarten teacher before portraying this role. In fact she later stated that she regretted taking the part because of how badly children were scared of her. How do I know all this? Well let's just say I have spent many nights researching The Wizard of Oz and specifically the actress herself.
know that she was portrayed by a regular woman,
 
It's beyond strange to be so affected by a movie for such a large portion of my life, or to be so scared of a woman who taught 5 year old children how to read and was a Mother herself. But hey I'm weird! Maybe somewhere in my nightmare there was a hidden meaning or some subconscious thought trying to get to the forefront of my mind. I guess I will never know. But here is what I do know, my kids love The Wizard Of Oz and all the spin offs and we even just bought the first five books in The Wizard Of Oz series written by L. Frank Baum. Despite my fears I do find the world of Oz wonderful and can't wait to read the books to Gabby and Colton. So I guess I have no choice but to get over my issues with the Queen of Green and soldier on. 
 A little light reading for the summer!

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Rick Springfield Has A Sock Line

So I was in the car last night listening to "Jessie's Girl" and although I have heard the song a million times, this time I listened a little closer to the lyrics. WARNING, Rick is a really, really bad friend, beware of friendships with him.

                                                                     "Jessie's Girl" written by Springfield, Rick

Rick has a nice profile, I don't know why he
has such a hard time finding his own girl???

Jessie is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine (Jessie and Rick are BFF's)
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine (We've all been there, the BFF gets a significant other and bammmmmm... no time for friends so Rick wants to jump on that and feel like he's a part of the mix.)

And she's watching him with those eyes (She is definitely clingy!)
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it (Rick knows this because Jessie paged him and when he called him, Jessie told him that they had "relations".)
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night (They are insomniacs because they aren't just up late, they are up late, late.)

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that (
www.match.com, www.zoosk.com, www.eharmony.com)
Rick even has his own Glamourshot...
a definite selling point in a man!
I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute (Rick is a creeper!)
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably mute (Rick falls in love a bit too early, because he's never even been out with this chick yet!)

'Cause she's watching him with those eyes (She never let's Jessie have space... she constantly has her eye on him.)
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that (If the dating sites were a flop, Jessie should have taken Rick to the bar and "wingmanned" for him! Maybe then he'd leave his girl alone.)


If I were Jessie's girl and I knew Rick
wanted me andddddd he had his own
sock line, I might think twice!!!
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time (Rick is a Divo)
Wondering what she don't see in me, I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines (This song is seriously making me doubt Rick's cool status.)
Ain't that the way love supposed to be (Basically if she wanted to be with him Rick would steal her away from Jessie... that's not a very BFF thing to do.)

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that (Rick really needs someone to tell him because obviously he is not having any luck with the ladies himself.)
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl (I have no idea what she looks like but she must be HOT!)

Where can I find a woman like that
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want, I want Jessie's girl (I think Rick may have short term memory loss because he has told us one too many times that he reallyyyyyy wants Jessie's girl!)


                                       No one and I mean no one, makes a white
                                          undershirt look as good as Rick does!









Songwriters
SPRINGFIELD, RICK
Published by
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Discuss these lyrics...

Friday, January 24, 2014

Harry Potter Weekend

 
   ATTENTION ALL MUGGLES... In case you are living in cave and do not have cable (creepy chills running down my body at the thought of no cable), IT'S A HARRY POTTER WEEKEND over on ABC Family! I <3 when they have these weekends on their channel. Now being the giant HP fan that I am, I of course have the boxed collectors set of DVD's. But its a lot of work to put each one in the DVD player when watching in a row. That means I have to put the popcorn down, get up, open the case ughhhhhhhhhh the thought is stressing me out! So when they are on ABC Family, I just DVR and voila they are easily accessible with the flick of the remote. This is also especially exciting with the news of Universal opening Diagon Alley and The Hogwarts Express summer 2014. So in honor of all this HP madness here is a fun little video(an oldie but a goody) from a very goofy Mommy... ME!!! Rated PG-13 for some oooooh laaaaaah laaaaaaahness ;)